reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit